软件开发流程高血压五步曲
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有个贴说他们实习生按字面意思回答了一个题
正经的回答是什么呢?
- design
- develop
- test
- fix
- deploy
还是
1 ...Sales guy tells you he sold a product
2 ...That doesn't exist
3 ...Using tech your team has no previous expertise
4 ...On a timeline the client dictated.
5 ...and they already cashed the deposit.
还是
- Boss: “Hey can you do this thing real quick? Here’s an example of the input data.”
- Me: “This can’t me done with the current architecture and would require a full redesign of the current approach.”
- Boss: “Yes but I just need {seemingly simple task} done real quick. Also could you join this meeting that you’re not on and started 15 minutes ago?”
- Join the meeting. Other team: “Hey Achrus, you’re late could you please try to be here on time. Where are you at on {seemingly simple task}. Our timeline needs you to be done with this yesterday. You’ve had two weeks and we need this to proceed.”
- Panic code some hacky solution in a few days, other team celebrates “their” success.
看到最后这一种,血压都上来了。。。
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