reddit上看到的。。超geek超cult的笑话。。。好冷。。。

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

he then selects one to take home and asks, may I insert into you?

"OK," they say.
"And how would you like that sorted" the query asks. "Top to bottom," they answer. "I knew you were my kind of tables," the query exclaims.

'Get outer here!'